MapCouch steals swing votes!!!

Now is the time to vote for MapCouch! With the election fast approaching, many of you are possibly 'on the fence' about which candidate to vote for. I'm here to tell you that your vote is well invested in me, the MapCouch. Lost on the issues? Tired of the 'promises'? I'm here to sell something that no other candidate for president can, comfort. No matter what the economy looks like, I'll be here to keep you comfortable and safe for as long as my atlas-skin will last. In the meantime, look to the future of your happiness, and vote for MapCouch!