Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Daylight Fades...

Monday, August 17, 2009

Memphis Larry's Car

That's right folks! I've found it. I was walking in Memphis (just like the song) and I saw it plain as day there on the side of the road. Check it out:

Friday, August 14, 2009

Have you met Memphis Larry?

You may have seen him parading around the streets of downtown Memphis dressed as half of a vampire, a Geico cave man, a piece of broccoli, or even a strange man named Phil Jones. Whatever his current characterization, Memphis Larry is always out for fun! Recently, he was California for a costume convention and crashed this wedding in the same hotel!

What a crazy guy he is! Memphis Larry is always out doing nutty things. One time, he won a dance contest during St. Patrick's Day at the newly re-named Kooky Canucks. He's got more green than the former King Willy could steal in 20 years! Anyway, you can friend Memphis Larry on Facebook anytime by clicking HERE. Then you can meet up with him for a drink and picture at any of downtown Memphis' fine establishments. Except City Hall. It's not so fine.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Pillow Update...


If you have information leading to the whereabouts of my pillow please contact pillow enforcement at the following address:

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Pillow Still Missing...

Where, oh where
has my pillow gone?
Oh where, oh where
could it be?
My pillow is lost,
my pillow is gone,
oh pillow
come home to me!

Email with information leading to the safe return of my pillow.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Monday, July 20, 2009


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Thursday, July 16, 2009

CSI: MapCouch!

What does the MapCouch have in common with Horatio from CSI? Well, unless Horatio's couch at home is missing pillows, Nothing. That's right! You heard it here first folks. Someone has stolen one of my pillows!!! Amber alerts have been promptly issued in alert of this dastardly deed! If you have information about the whereabouts of the missing pillow, please contact me immediately!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Friday, June 12, 2009

Fight the Conversion!!!

It's been a rather long time since I was active on here. 2009 has been a year of drastic changes in the life of the MapCouch. A busier, newer, and faster-paced job promotion has added to the already list of hefty projects that I have ongoing. In the meantime, I thought I'd plug a few friends from Corduroy Wednesday Films. In the spirit of the changes of 2009, please enjoy The Conversion!!

Be sure to check out, as well as as well!!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Sunday, March 15, 2009

15 Days Until MapCouch's 1 Year Anniversary!!!

That's right...Look for the countdown! 15 Days left until the least active blog about cartographic couch humor turns 1 year old! Be sure to check in for updates on the event of the year!!!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Extreme Skipping!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Can you guess this song?

"For long you live
and high you fly
and smiles you give
and tears you cry
and all you touch
and all you see
is all your life
will ever be."
-Pink Floyd

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Top Ten Reasons...

...To Hate the Comfy Couch. Friends, family, supporters, and benefactors. I must take this opportunity to introduce you to a vile beast. A few feet away from me exists the most disgusting creature known to man. A 'comfy couch.' His drab exterior pays homage to his putrid personality. I loathe his very existence. Here are 10 reasons why:

Top Ten Reasons to Hate the Comfy Couch:

10. He makes the TV look smaller because he sits to the side of it. Who does that??

9. Comfort is overrated; cue H1 Hummer Limousine.

8. He's not even a sleeper!

7. I think he is a SHE; it's even hard for me to tell.

6. Nobody gets laid in this apartment unless it happens on me! Why sleep with someone on him when you can sleep with someone on me and Russia. Or China. Or all of Europe.

5. Nobody poses for pics with that asshole. Nobody.

4. He was found on a curb. I've catered to Joe the Plumber. There was a reason Joe didn't sit on that smelly piece of junk.

3. He makes fun of great historical figures like Winston Churchill and he has no armrest sleeves OR cuff links. This translates to a couch without class.

2. You can't find his featureless blog on Google.

1. Pee stains.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009

Saturday, January 31, 2009


Funny Pictures

Friday, January 30, 2009

Breaking Bad Season 2

Be sure to catch the Breaking Bad Season 2 Premiere on AMC!

Friday, January 23, 2009

MapCouch Presents 'The Food in My Beard'

After my 'brief' holiday hiatus, I returned to find myself covered in yet another periodical (shown), a new set of hope for the future, and a genuine craving for some excellent comfort food. That's where 'The Food in My Beard" comes in....This excellent website/blog features recipes of comfort food, Italian food, Asian cuisine, cultural delights of all kinds, breakfast food, party food, pizzas, and basically anything else you can cook at home that you previously imagined impossible. Using vivid imagery of the food preparation process, Mandi and 'the beard', display their delicious recipes and cooking tips, tricks, and methods. Their easy-to-read, well-categorized blog not only makes cooking interesting and fun, also allows no excuses (save lack of a physical kitchen or if you live in a hotel) to not have a home-cooked meal. This is hands-down, the best new food blog of this year, and definitely one of the better food blogs out there. Please be sure to check it out!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

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