Guess Where Joe the Plumber Watched the Debate....

You guessed it! Joe the Plumber watched the final Presidential debate from the MapCouch. And Monday Night Football, the MLB Playoffs, and re-runs of According to Jim. He seems to be a big fan of Tyra too. I think he is hiding from all the attention. Joe the Plumber did say that he is appalled that his name might be affiliated with the delay of a major sporting event. He even mentioned changing his name to Joe the MapCoucher. Either way, I'd hate to see him leave. He has occupied more cushion space than Tom Brady since the knee injury. Joe's been on the MapCouch so long, we had to re-shave his head. Damn guy won't even fix the toilets. He did offer to buy the MapCouch for $250,000. I didn't know old bald plumbers made that much money, especially with all that TV time! I guess the custom furniture industry needs a bald, MapCouch potato makeover. Luckily, we were able to snap this shot of him focusing so hard on the debate, he didn't notice the Sarah Palin picture message causing his phone to vibrate off the coffee table. At any rate, check it out. Crack kills, Joe. Crack kills.